its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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