so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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