Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
