Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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