Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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