i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
the liver wants what the liver wants
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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