you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We're too hungover to prance.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Randomize
