I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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