Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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