After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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