If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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