everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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