I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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