i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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