My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
