So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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