do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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