Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
