Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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