I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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