Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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