I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
it glows. i had to have it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Green mimosas i think yes
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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