I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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