love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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