we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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