only if we run a train.
done.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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