You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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