In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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