he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
