Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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