Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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