I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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