butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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