Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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