ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
what day is it and did you see me today?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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