did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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