Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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