I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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