Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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