why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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