And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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