We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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