evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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