so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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