Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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