she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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