it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
