He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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