I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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