Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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